The Bad Movies
(Las Peliculas Crapas)
Failures, Hootenannies and Horsepuckey

These are flicks that either knew they were utter crap as they were being made, marketed and even written, but the bastards behind it had the unmitigated gall to dump it all on us anyway, or flicks that were actually attempting to be worth a damn but failed colossally, or those rare movies that are not even close to being Oscar contenders in any way, but manage to be truckloads of fun anyway. Four stars on this scale means I enjoyed the hell out of the film, but I am well aware that it isn't "Good" - hence it being roughly equal to about one to 1.5 stars on the Good Movie scale.
A
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
- **
American Pie
***
Antitrust
**.7
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
****
Austin Powers in Goldmember
***.7
B
Big Daddy
****
Blade II:
Electric Boogaloo

***.9
Blood Work
***
Boys and Girls
**
Britney Baby One More Time
***.5
C
Cats and Dogs
***.8
Cecil B. DeMented
***.8
Charlie's Angels
***.5
Clerks
***.7
Commando
****
D
Deep Blue Sea
**
Detroit Rock City
****
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
**
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
***.8
Downward Angel
*.4
Duck Soup
***.8
Dude, Where's My Car?
***.6
Dungeons & Dragons
*.3
E
End Of Days
***.5
Entrapment
**
F
The Fast and The Furious
*.2
Freddy vs. Jason
***.7
The Fresh Prince Magic Golf Movie

G
Gerry
**
The Goddamned Grinch Movie
*.5
God-fucking-zilla
NO STARS ON ANY SCALE EVER
Goodbye Lover
**
H
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
***.8
The Haunting
**
House On Haunted Hill
***
J
Jawbreaker
**
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
***.9
Jurassic Park 3
Electric Boogalee

**.5
K
Killing Time
*.1
Kiss Of The Dragon
**.8
L
The Ladies Man
**.5
The Legend of Drunken Master
****
Little Nicky
***.3
M
Mallrats
***.8
The Matrix: Pants Loaded
**.8
The Matrix: Revulsions
**.9
Me, Myself & Irene
***
Men In Black II
***.4
Miss Congeniality
**.9
Mission Impossible 2:
Electric Boogaloo

**
Mr. Deeds
***.4
The Mod Squad
**
The Mummy II:
Electric Boogaloo

***.7
N
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
**
The Ninth Gate
**
Not Another Teen Movie
***.4
Nutty Professor 2:
Electric Boogaloo

**.5
O
Office Space
****
The One
***.5
Orange County
***.1
Orgazmo
****
P
Pootie Tang
***.9
R
Rat Race
***.6
Ready To Rumble
***
The Ring
***
Road To Morocco
***.8
Road Trip
***.2
Romance
**.5
Romeo Must Die
***.5
R.S.V.P.
*.3
Run Ronnie Run!
****
The Running Man
****
Rush Hour 2: Electric Boogaloo
***.5
S
Saving Silverman
**.8
Scary Movie
***
Scooby Doo
***.6
The Scorpion King
***.7
Scream 3: Electric Boogalee
**
Screwed
**.5
Shaft
****
Shallow Hal
**.9
Shanghai Noon
***.5
The Skulls
*.5
Slap Her, She's French
*.5
Smiling Fish and Goat On Fire
**
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
**** GM/BM
T
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
**
3000 Miles To Graceland
***.7
Tomb Raider
**
Total Recall
***.5
The Transporter
***.7
The Tuxedo
**.5
U
Undercover Brother
***.5
V
John Carpenter's Vampires
***
W
The Waterboy
***
What Planet Are You From?
**
Wild Wild West
**
X
XXX
***.4
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