The 2000
CriminyPete
Awards

(Not counting any films I haven't seen and reviewed yet (including "Pollock," "Chocolat" and "Before Night Falls,") - they may be adjusted as I see them... - which I've done after seeing "Dancer In The Dark" - or even adjusted after I think on them a bit longer.)
BEST PICTURE:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
High Fidelity
Cast Away
Almost Famous
Dancer In The Dark
O Brother Where Art Thou?
WORST PICTURE:
The Goddamned Grinch Movie
Scream 3
What Planet Are You From?
Mission: Impossible 2
The Skulls
The Ninth Gate
BEST ACTOR:
Tom Hanks: Cast Away
Christian Bale: American Psycho
George Clooney: O Brother Where Art Thou?
Russell Crowe: Gladiator
John Cusack: High Fidelity
Geoffrey Rush: Quills
WORST ACTOR:
Jim Carrey: The Goddamned Grinch Movie
David Duchovny: Return To Me
Tom Cruise: Mission Impossible 2
Steven Martini: Smiling Fish & Goat On Fire
Jeremy Irons: Dungeons & Dragons
Freddie Prinze Jr.: Boys and Girls
BEST ACTRESS:
Zhang Ziyi - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Kate Hudson: Almost Famous
Kate Winslet: Quills
Renee Zellweger: Nurse Betty
Bjork: Dancer In The Dark
Michelle Yeoh - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
WORST ACTRESS:
Thandie Newton: Mission Impossible 2
Zoe McLellan: Dungeons & Dragons
Iben Hjejle: High Fidelity
Claire Forlani: Boys & Girls
Leslie Bibb: The Skulls
Rosemarie Addeo: Smiling Fish & Goat on Fire
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Tim Blake Nelson: O Brother Where Art Thou?
Jack Black: High Fidelity
Billy Crudup: Almost Famous
Joaquin Phoenix: Quills
David Morse: Proof of Life
Benicio Del Toro: Traffic
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Paul Walker: The Skulls
Bruce Payne: Dungeons & Dragons
Mark Wahlberg: The Perfect Storm
Dougray Scott: Mission Impossible 2
Frank Langella: The Ninth Gate
Huey Lewis: Duets
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Frances McDormand: Almost Famous
Helen Hunt: Cast Away
Pamela Reed: Proof of Life
Alicia Witt: Cecil B. DeMented
Catherine O'Hara: Best In Show
Elaine May: Small Time Crooks
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Thora Birch: Dungeons & Dragons
Gabrielle Fitzpatrick: Downward Angel
Amanda Detmer: Boys & Girls
Rose McGowan: Ready To Rumble
Halle Berry: X-Men
Courteney Cox: Scream 3
MOST GODDAMN FUN:
X-Men
Cecil B. DeMented
The Original Kings of Comedy
Dude, Where's My Car?
Shanghai Noon
The Legend of Drunken Master
LEAST BELIEVABLE COUPLE:
Sherman Klump and Janet Jackson: Nutty Professor II
Matthew Perry and Natasha Henstridge: The Whole Nine Yards
James Marsden and Famke Janssen: X-Men
Tom Cruise and Thandie Newton - MI:2
Tim Meadows and Karyn Parsons: The Ladies Man
Lucy Liu and Matt LeBlanc: Charlie's Angels
MOST OVERRATED PICTURE:
Gladiator
Mission Impossible 2
The Perfect Storm
Scary Movie
The Cell
Scream 3
MOST UNDERRATED PICTURE:
High Fidelity
The Tao of Steve
Went To Coney Island On A Mission From God... Be Back By Five
East Is East
Little Nicky
Chicken Run
MOST ORIGINAL:
High Fidelity
Unbreakable
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai
Nurse Betty
The Tao of Steve
Little Nicky
BIGGEST WASTE OF A GOOD SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Ving Rhames: Mission Impossible 2
Randy "Macho Man" Savage: Ready To Rumble
Jon Lovitz: Small Time Crooks
Jon Lovitz: Little Nicky
Bonnie Hunt: Return To Me
Jay & Silent Bob: Scream 3
BEST ACTION FLICK:
The Legend of Drunken Master
Charlie's Angels
Pitch Black
Shanghai Noon
X-Men
Glaidator
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE:
Jack Black: High Fidelity
Stephen Dorff: Cecil B. DeMented
Cedric The Entertainer: The Original Kings of Comedy
Clint Howard: Little Nicky
Fred Willard: Best In Show
Jerod Mixon, Jerry Mungo Brownlee and Anthony Anderson: Me Myself & Irene
BADDEST BADASS:
Russell Crowe: Gladiator
Vin Diesel: Pitch Black
Forest Whitaker: Ghost Dog - The Way of the Samurai
Hugh Jackman: X-Men
Chow Yun-Fat: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Zhang Ziyi: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
ACTRESS MOST ABLE TO MAKE MY INNARDS FLUTTER:
Kate Hudson: Almost Famous
Sandra Bullock: Miss Congeniality
Minnie Driver: Return To Me
Aaliyah: Romeo Must Die
Lucy Liu: Charlie's Angels
Famke Janssen: X-Men
Other Awards
The 1999 CriminyPete Awards
The 2001 CriminyPete Awards
The 2002 CriminyPete Awards

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